July 30, 2010

  • Men Can Smell Like Vaginas In One Easy Spray

         So there is actually a fragrance now made for men that smells of a vagina. I never would expect something like that to take off as a product, but hey whatever floats your boat. Before watching the commercial to Vulva (which is the title to this cologne) I thought hmm, maybe it's some weird way of attracting women....but after watching the commercial it just seems as if it's for men that are comfortable bachelors who are so arrogantly single that they can smell a vagina whenever they want to. Just one spray on their wrist or wherever and they can just sniff away. But if you like being single I suppose this would be for you because there's no hassle of a woman, but isn't that what a one night stand is for?

         And really though? I don't think they'd make sperm perfume for women. I mean, if I were a heterosexual man, I'd love vagina as much as the next person...but I wouldn't want to smell like one. And I'm a virgin, but I'm guessing when people have sex, when someone asks how it was people don't say "dude, that vagina smelled reaaaaaallly good" because I'm guessing that is not the highlight of it.

         I don't think this is going to catch on too much. I mean if it does, there might as well be Haagen Daz Sperm Addition.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wx6DP99bYE (and if you're interested here is the commercial)