July 30, 2010
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Music Today is Crap
I always listen to songs, whether it be in the car or wherever, and I must know. Why is it that music artists feel the need to give a shoutout to themself in their songs? And does anyone ever really listen to the words? Like in Whatcha Say, "I don't want you to leave me, though you caught me cheating girl, tell me whatcha say ah" *facepalm* Really Jason Derulo?? So basically what you are saying is "soooo...yeahh...I cheated and you found out, but I want you to give me another chance." Then you go on and say "When I become a star, we'll be livin' so large I'd do anything for you" Which in my understanding means "Even though I treat you awfully, and cheat on you. If you stick with me girl, I'll have money and you can be my gold digger."
Don't even get me started on N Dubz. "Me and a couple of men rollin up in a whip, met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch?" No N Dubz sir, you should certainly NOT say bitch. Who does that anyways? For their first meeting with a pretty young lady they say bitch? Does the saying you only get one first impression mean nothing to you?? "See, I don't understand, she wasn't with a man. How could I leave without a number in my hand? I went to go on facebook, will a get a face back?" Really? You just met this girl, and you're already stalking that poor girl on facebook. *facepalm #2* And if you just met this girl with no knowledge of her name, are you just browsing through mutual friends on facebook? Maybe if you type in "bitch" you'll get lucky and find her, or not? Clinger level number 5 I do believe you are.
Or in the song Sexercise. "I aint On Buying you flowers I'm on getting you in the showers and sexercising you for hours. Why use a bench press to work on my chest, when I can work my whole body out just by having sex." Well aren't you a grade A douchelord? Maybe you need some Vulva cologne for you vagina obsession. "You might think your're pretty but the only thing thats pretty is your two front titties (shut up) ask Iizzy and Lizzie (what) I'm a cheeky little twat that's used to a slap (take that) my names Dapps and I was raised in flat." Let me gather this here. So after you pretty much call a girl fugly, and tell her that the only thing good about her are her boobs, you're going to tell her to shut up, and then tell her some pointless information on how you were raised in a flat. *scratches chin* mhm, *nods head* right right.
Interesting lyrics we have here nowadays
