Month: August 2010

  • Don’t Masturbate in Public or….You’ll End Up On Youtube

    So I found a video of this Asian kid masturbating in public. And you know those videos that are so embarassing to watch, it almost pains you to finish it, but you continue anyways? Well this was certainly one of those videos. From what I gather, this guy was just so incredibly horny he couldn’t wait any longer and just had to wack off immediately. He’s definitely fresh off the boat too if you can’t tell by his accident. But anyways, I felt a little bad for this guy. I mean, yeah it’s his own fault for not having common sense and just beating his meat in the open, but damn. Never ride an Asian’s ass when it comes to their own humiliation, it’s just a trainwreck from there.

    I thought it was really sad how he was saying it’s his right to masturbate. I mean power to you bro, but just in case you haven’t noticed you don’t see too many people pleasuring their regions in public areas. And if you have…well they probably have issues, or are highly intoxicated. It is rather crappy that the guy had to record him though. I mean, getting busted is punishment enough. Getting viewed by the people of the world wide web, well that’s just really awful. Hopefully this guy learned his lesson though. That’s what renting porn is for, or at least getting a Jugs magazine.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq71pwCG2sw (video if you’re curious)

    The video got taken down, but here’s Timothydelaghetto talking about it with some clips of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PI79g8AJo

  • What An Unfortunate Day

         As much as I wish I could change everything about today, I just simply can’t. My dearest baby Butterface passed away today. I feel as if it’s all my fault, that I could’ve been a better mother to him.

         I’ve only had him for a month, but it was a very happy month that I’ve had him. He was one of the most affectionate creatures that I have ever had. He would always run to me and lick me in the morning, would playfully bite my fingers, run to me when I called his name…and now that’s been taken away from me. I loved him with all my heart, and I will never ever get him back.

         Today started off with a very hectic rush to the veterinarian. I was informed that my darling Butterface was ill with pneumonia. That absolutely broke my heart hearing that. They gave him two shots, and told me to give him medicine at seven pm. They gave me hopes that he would live, since he still had an appetite and was a healthy weight. That gave me a little of reassurance, and they told me that if I got him a vaporizer it should help some too. Unfortunately he didn’t make it past six pm. He jolted and fell over and died.

         He was in so much pain, I wish I could have done more for him. He was only three months old, such a short life he had. I miss you Butterface, you always made everyday brighter.

    (This was two weeks ago)