October 29, 2010

• Fuc* my mother fuc*ing life…mother fuc*

  What a wonderful day today. I took my car to the mechanics for the third time this week, and hmm let’s see..I drove it on the highway to only find out something else is wrong with my car. Oh what a joyous day. My car is just the best thing to ever happen to me. Reasons being? Let’s recap shall we?

  1. My nice piece of sh*t needed a new alternator, since it stopped in the middle of the road, and I had to walk home to get a jump start home.
  Cost: $350
   
  2. Because I needed a new alternator, I also needed a new battery because it drained my battery.
  Cost: Around $70

  3. One hot summer day I rolled my window down, only to find out it slipped off the track and it wouldn’t roll back up and had to get it fixed.
  Cost: $200

  4. My dashboard decided to go haywire, which meant I needed to get my ground wires fixed.
  Cost: $65

  5. My car has made some obnoxious sound, and awful vibrating sound, meaning I had to get three motor mounts replaced
  Cost: $287

  And to top things off, now my car decided to act excited, and to quote Nicki Minaj “Exclamation point, just for emphasis.”  so it’s exclamation point symbol on my dashboard went off. Just grand right?

  Plussss, I went to a car shop to see if they could see what was wrong with my car. You know what? Not only could they not find anything wrong, but cops blocked the exit so I was stuck in their parking lot for who knows how long.

  
  (you can’t tell, but those are the cop cars >.>)

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