April 23, 2011

• Today..

  Today while I was working, I was talking to my regular customers and they taught me how to pull hair the proper way..yet again. I'm not sure how many lessons in this I need or want, but these old guys are pretty interesting characters. They're your stereotypical loud mouthed, racist, extremely opinionated war veterans (but between you and me...one of them thinks the government is watching us always...O_O. I think he's had one too many cup of joes if you get me.)

  Anyways, they kept asking me what it's like to be a Native American..and I was extremely amused, so I asked them to see what tribe they thought I was from. They kept guessing, and then I was like nahhh you guys I'm half Chinese..so they started laughing and making Chinese jokes. Then, one of them decided to pull a pervy on me and make some strange joke about hamburgers, but tried to make it sexual. I think it went something like "see the security over there? does he ever ask if he can have some of your hamburger?" I mean..come onnn (and the "security" is an old mailman..they have a feud going..I won't get into that)

  But I've realized that with some people..you start out being immature, then you grow up, and then you go down hill again. Just like babies poo their pants, then you grow up, and then old people start to lose control of their bowels. The circle of life is really annoying sometimes.

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