June 29, 2012

• Holiday World Amusement Park

  I went to our localish amusement park today, Holiday World. I’m not much into amusement parks, but since it’s been in the 100+ degrees here I thought what the hey, there’s a waterpark and it’s a free time with my family. What could it hurt right?

  Well, holy mother of God. It was so unbearably hot today I wanted to just black out and die right on the walkway. The hot black asphalt made the heat a million times worse, and since I worse plastic shoes, they started to morph and became extremely difficult to walk in. I thought they were going to melt onto my flesh, and become one with my feet.

  Continuing on, I don’t like rides, but since I was with my younger cousins I went on one. Oh my God. I’m such a pussy, I couldn’t even take the swing ride. I was freaking out so bad, and I was hugging onto my eight year old cousin for dear life as she was just having the time of her life.

  
  This ride is an asshole

  I don’t feel like writing paragraphs for each picture, so I’ll just caption them again. Hopefully you guys aren’t bored to death. If you are, well I’m sorry I had to put you into an early death.

  
  The fountain that everyone thinks is cool to take pictures in front of for some reason.

  
  This is the ride my little cousin Trinity wanted to ride so desperately. As you can see, it was just as intense as she thought it was going to be.

  
  She decided to throw air punches at me and her dad for laughing at the “fun” she was having.

  
  Just Hannah and my photo of conceit

  

  
  The amusement park offered free unlimited drinks, so you best believe we took advantage of that.

  

  
  This ride was horrifying, so of course I didn’t go. My six year old cousin did on the other hand.

  
  This was his face afterwards har har har.

  
  There was this really lame train at Holiday World that took you into a Mother Gooseiverse type place. It was super lame..which lead to yet another photo of conceit.

  
  My cousins’ mother had some work thing going on, so they offered us free food. The wait seemed like it took forever. Five hungry kids waiting for food is like five hungry hawks waiting for a juicy mouse to pop out of a hole from the ground.

  
  Bailey was crying because she didn’t get to sit next to me. Poor thing, I’d be upset if I couldn’t sit next to me too. Kidding kidding.

  
  I promised a certain someone that I would take a picture of what I ate. So here you go

  
  This is all I could force myself to eat.

  
  Trinity did manage to get me to eat a cookie though, if that makes you feel any better. You know who you are

  
  Bailey managed to cheer up cause she got to sit ON top of me. Totally pwns sitting adjacent to people.

  
  After lunch, we decided to go have fun on some old timey cars. That’s my cousin David in the back :]

  
  Our turn in the car. We couldn’t get it to move cause the pedal was super freaking hard to push down. It the power of two [wo]men.

  
  This was my first experience with bumper cars. I hate bumper cars haha, so much confrontation going on at once.

  
  And it has nothing to do with us getting pwned by David…and he didn’t pwn us because he’s a better man driver. It has more to do with the fact that an eleven year old as driving. Mhmmm, that’s right.

  
  Since the sun was blistering and we didn’t want our flesh to melt off of our bodies, we decided to go to the waterpark.

  I didn’t get much in between pictures because I didn’t want to get my camera wet. I treat this thing like my own child. If it’s ruined so is my life. So here’s an after picture.

  
  We were so ready to leave. You would think a waterpark would keep you cool, but nooo. The damn sidewalk had to cook the soles of your feet. Therefore, my feet are definitely going to need some therapy.

  
  The only picture of my cousin Noelle I could get. She’s really shy, and doesn’t like to be photographed. Not sure why because she’s absolutely amazing.

  
  This is why she’s amazing, haha. She’s disturbed like me.

  After awhile of going on more rides, we decided to play games. I’m a total badass at skeeball. I won so many tickets, but I gave them to my cousins. We walked back to the car, and yeah. This…is what the temperature was.

  

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