August 12, 2010

  • Put Down the Damn Salad

         My friend always complains about being "fat" or some phoney bologna. I don't know what's up with girls and not wanting to eat real food, but damn put down that salad and enjoy a hamburger every now and then. I remember in middle school I was so insecure about my weight that I tried being anorexic...of course that only lasted thirty minutes because I was like "fuc* that, I'm hella hungry."

         I don't know how people survive by eating their Weight Watchers, or their Kashi. Seriously, I've tried it and it's equivilant to eating cardboard with a little salt sprinkled on top. And what's the deal with buying your sugar free snacks and your baked chips? You know you're just going to think it's okay to eat extra, meaning you're pretty much eating the same calories as the untainted, delicious, butt plumping food.

         And how does one's soul surive without delicious food??

Comments (2)

  • don't fuck with kashi. Kashi makes a hella good granola cereal.

    I've tried the weightwatchers frozen food. It's alright, less sodium. It was on sale :p

    Baked chips are awful.

    my god, i am so hungry right now.

    btw are you from Cali?

  • I don't know what kind of Kashi you've had, but the kind I ate tasted like death. Pshhh, my friend's mom eats weight watchers dessert. All I can say is dessert my ass. I'm hungry too damnit! haha

    I wish I were from Cali, but I'm from Indiana.

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