October 21, 2010

• Horror Movies :]

  I absolutely LOVE horror movies, I could watch them all day. In fact I’ve been watching nothing but Friday the 13th marathons for the past three nights.

  Now, don’t get me wrong, I love horror movies, but the old cheesy ones are just the best to me. It seems as if horror movies nowadays just don’t cut it. They go so crazy on the gore and sex, it’s just awful. I mean, gore does NOT guarantee that it will leave you scared for the next few weeks when you’re in the dark. You’re just going to want to throw up a lot.

  What I love about the cheesy horror movies, is that you can’t help but yell at them for being so stupid. Like in one of the Friday the 13th movies (the one with Corey Feldman) a girl was being followed throughout the cabin by Jason Vorhees. She opens the door to the outside and sees a body laying there. What does she do? She turns back around, opens another door to find a guy hanging in the doorway, and then jumps out the nearest window. Now, I’m just going to throw this one out there, but if  I were being chased by a psycho, serial killer that can’t die…I would jump over that bitch’s body, or tackle my way through that guy hanging in the doorway. This isn’t a zombie movie, they’re dead..they can’t hurt you!

  And those people that like to wander in the woods alone at night. Everyone knows shit happens at night or in dark places! Why the hell would you want to walk around a campsite knowing it’s murder history alone in the dark? Also, if someone is screaming, unless it’s someone you know. WHY! would you want to run toward’s the screaming? I would run my ass in the other direction.

  Another thing that bothers me is why would you want to have some crazed sex in the woods? I’m not just talking about getting murdered that way, but I wouldn’t want an unexpected pinecone shoved up my ass. Or getting stabbed by twigs, just so unromantic.

  

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