May 3, 2012

• So, I got a fat lip today

  My dog gave me a fat lip today. Isn’t that something you don’t hear everyday? It happened innocently I suppose you could say. She was chewing on some plastic that she stole from our trash can. I believe it was an ice cream wrapper with some ice cream still left on it.

  I tried to take it out of her mouth, because I know for a fact she would have consumed it. As I tried removing the wrapper from her mouth, she growled at me as if she were going to bite me. She turned her head around, and of course, hit me square in the jaw with her thick skull. My lip released a good amount of blood.

  Here’s the result:

  

  

  I’ve been a big baby about it. When it comes to very noticeable injuries, I tend to get sensitive and pathetic. My lip’s swollen with a bit of crusted over blood, but that’s basically all to it. What a typical day.

  

  • 11:27 pm
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