I'm sure all of us has had an embarrassing sexual moment at least once or twice in our life, I sure as hell know I've had one too many.

This particularly embarrassing incident just so happened to be last night. After seeing Wreck It Ralph and having an overall wonderful evening with my boyfriend, we headed back to his place. We were watching tv and cuddling, a simple, yet perfect way of ending the night. Then all of a sudden the both of us just got super err..horny..and just started tearing clothes off of one another. (This happens quite frequently. Daily basis actually.)

We start to get it on, and whaddaya know, my vagina decides to be rather musical and queef. The fact that I do this on a regular basis makes my musical vagina not such a big deal, but on this night my vagina did in fact want to level up my embarassment.

Later on that night I ended up doing some face sitting, and it was glorious and such. I was doing my thing, my boyfriend was doing his. That's when..that's when it happened. My musical vagina decided to make some music once again. IN HIS FACE. To make matters worse his mouth was open. I mean really vagina? In his mouth/face?

Let's just say my feelings can be summed up by this little gif.

The room went silent, followed by laughing from the both of us. Of course, from my intense laughing, another queef decided to fly out of my vagina. My boyfriend said he wasn't bothered, that it was just funny, but OMG.

For those willing to share, what's your embarrassing story? We can laugh and cry together.

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My ideas are running on empty, but it's fitting since the the month is coming to an end as well.

Not exactly the same, but close enough

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Anywhooooo...

Here's my entry for the Halloween contest, I'm doing the makeup portion (obviously ;P)
I'm still noobish at special effects makeup on a budget, but it was super fun to put on and take off(looks like real flesh when you rip it off!) it was done with tissues, paint, liquid latex, foundation, and fake blood.

Added the leg photos for funsies

There are plenty of YouTube tutorials on how to do this, but if anyone wants a step by step picture tutorial let me know and I'll put one up!

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Here's yet another Halloween makeup blog! I mean, I guessss some might not classify it as Halloween, but who caresss amiright?! Anywhoozies.

I thought being a panda would be cute for Halloween, especially since I'm broke/cheap. White facepaint that's like $1 at Wal-Mart + eyeshadow/eyeliner I already have. No brainer!

The frog was just an experimental thing because I got WAY too amused with the whole lip animal thing..so yes, this was the result.

This just kind of happened haha, BUT it was fun to do..and damn I make a goodish looking dude

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In the spirit of Halloween, I have decided everyday until Halloween I will try and do a different Halloween makeup look. Of course, this will involve a mini "photoshoot" to go along with it. When I have the time I will execute actual photoshoots in locations other than my house.

Anyways, here are photos from this week. Some makeup looks are more failed than others.

This is my "lion" look, that failed drastically. Improvising your makeup when lacking in some isn't always the best thing to do unfortunately.

(I tried drawing little cat whisker dots on my face, but it looks like a mustache instead..probably the one that I had from sixth grade >_> SKYLER!)

The old woman/old hag look

My favoriteee so far, the almost, but not quite rotten zombie

And finally photographs from today (taken with a real camera other than an ipad)! I was attempting a Morticia Addams/Vampire look. My friend was doing her own thang, but I think they turned out pretty amazing.

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In case you haven't noticed from previous years, I am REALLY into Halloween. I love the whole feeling the month of October brings me. The eerieness that this month brings is something I always wish to feel no matter what the season. It's this time of year that brings out my creativity and my imagination.

Now, last year I did this disturbed ICP looking clown makeup, but I thought I would mix it up this year with a photoshoot to go along with it. So..here are the photos!

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I'm sorry if this offends you in any way dear boyfriend, but what's been on my mind needs to be said in full, no holds barred.

From the first day we started seeing each other I've always noticed how left out you have been when it involves your "friends". They seem to have a group inside of the group you're supposably a part of, when in reality you're the fifth wheel to them. You go unnoticed, and the words you say don't even reach their ears. It's like they hear you, and don't care enough to take yours words and put them into a thought. You try to speak up, and they just speak over you, not caring about anything you have to think or have to say.

I know you try to play it off like it doesn't bother you, but you can't fool me. Your "friends" (no offense) are ungrateful, and that would deeply hurt anybody. The reason I say they're ungrateful is because you take the time out of your day to think about them. You always consider them, for instance stopping by to one of their shows. You took time out of YOUR night, to drive out there to support them, to show them that you cared enough to show up (even if it were just for a moment). What did they do? They said hi and that was basically it, no other words were really spoken to you. They went back to their little "groups" and left you standing there. To see that behavior happen towards you hardens my heart towards them and automatically brands them with the title of worthless in my eyes.

Your friends always tell you "hey man, call me we'll do something." Their words are empty. Why is it you that always have to make an effort? Even when you do call, they never seem to have time to spend time with you. When they do invite you to stuff it seems to be a show, and that's it (maybe I'm wrong about this, but it's just something I've observed). They never really let you in the loop, you always find out things through other people, and those people aren't really a major part of this "group". So you're just finding information from side parties. It is really upsetting to me.

I know we spend time together a lot, but I know sometimes you want time with your friends too. Spending time with your girlfriend vs spending time with your friends can never be compared to one another. There are just different vibes to each, and although you like spending time with me, I understand that sometimes you need a little variation. It just saddens me to see you always looking so sad for something that doesn't deserve to happen to you.

Your so-called friends don't know how much of a good person and friend you are. Unless they take notice in you more, they'll lose you, and it will be their loss and not yours. You'll find yourself with a whole new group of friends eventually, and they'll appreciate you a whole lot more. I just hope when you find a new group of friends it will be an actual group and not a heard of sheep. You'll find friends where everyone has hearts and minds of their own, and can break away from "the leader" and not flock to them like geese.

Just know, when they ditch you, you shouldn't let it bother you. You're better than they are, and they'll realize that eventually. If they don't, it just shows they never deserved you in their life in the first place.

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I got a job two weeks ago, and pathetically enough tomorrow is my last week. It's an answering service job, and if you're unsure of what that is or what an answering service does, it's basically after hour phone calls. For example, if you call a doctor's office or cable company and their offices are closed, you get us, and we take your messages. It's pretty easy, but my job is second shift, and full time. Since I'm a full time student already, it was way too much for me to handle. I basically go to school everyday, and then work everyday. I don't have a day off to just breathe, and it was just too stressful.

Anyways, I was at work today. I took pictures because there is literally nothing to do. I love this job, but hopefully it gets passed onto my friend *crosses fingers*

"I need an escape"

Gotta love jobs.

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In elementary school I had a best friend named Skyler. He sadly had to move away from me in sixth grade, and we somehow parted ways and drifted. I never stopped missing him, and to my surprise, he never stopped missing me either. We recently reconnected, and I came open about some things that I've been hiding from people for awhile.

We had the most emotional conversation ever. God, I love him.

I basically told him about the mental/emotional/slightly physical abuse that I've endured through my life. Especially since I live the emotional abuse daily, and the physical abuse happened today. (I'll skip that part of our conversation for personal purposes).

Him: Why are you finally telling me all of this now? I mean, I'm just curious is all. I wish I had known...this is...kinda really heavy
Like hard to hear

Me: I know I guess I'm just tired of hiding it. I never wanted to tell people because I was ashamed that this is/was my life. But I can't really handle it anymore

Him: You shouldn't have to hide yourself. God knows your a looooot stronger than most people though. And even tho ur finally starting to talk now, it actually makes you more courageous

Me: The only thing keeping me strong is the thought of having a somewhat normal/tolerable in the future.

Him: Well if u stay here you will always have me
I'm sorry Keisha. I'm sorry I was gone for so long

Me: And you will always have me. I'm sorry too
I never stopped thinking of you as my best friend

Him: Truthfully I wasn't going to tell u cuz...well it sounds weird and pathetic and maybe obsessive but when. Got home last night I ended up crying biz I realized something that has been rather unclear to me. I have been living without my best friend for ten years. And nobody else ever really came close

Me: I'm crying right now actually, because I've missed you a lot too. I would always tell people even in high school that you're my best friend I always found myself reliving our childhood memories because we didn't have current ones until recently. I'm glad we're back together again. I really really am glad. Everything feels right again.

Him: Can we do each other a favor...since now we r old enough to manage it...and since I have the money at least to take care of gas too lol...can we not leave this time

Me: I'll never leave again. I promise
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye

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I don't know if it's just me, but when I'm lost in the internet world I forget about all of my surroundings. I lose all sense of where I am, who is around me, what I'm doing...I'm just way too comfortable.

For instance, I'll be jamming to The Zombies in my living room. What everyone knows about living rooms is that they're inhabited by anyone in the household. Embarassment is pending on my every action, and alas, since it's my living room anyone can enter when they please. Since I'm a private karaoker I like to enjoy my vocals solo, but when I'm lost in my online world and sitting in the very place that is always populated with my parents I tend to forget they're around. Basically, I bust out my lungs with my singing and disturb those around me.

I also feel way too comfortable with myself. Normally, when I'm around people I act like a completely polite lady. That all seems to go out the window when I'm on the internet. I mean, it's not like it matters, no one can hear me or see me. I can be blogging, watching youtube, facebooking, whatever it may be, but if I have a wedgie or feel sudden gas, it doesn't take a second thought to just relieve myself.

Don't get me started on hysterically laughing without a care that other people are being bothered. After all, I am unaware of their presense..which I should really start taking more notice in that. I could be typing to a friend or watching a hysterical youtube video, and it wouldn't matter. I'll just sit there gasping for air, and then have my gasping get followed up by laughter.

I guess the internet has a way of making me incredibly rude.

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